Let's cut you open for science.

queen-taiyomi:

okay but


"Kootra will always be a 10 year old in my eyes. I refuse to believe he’s a grown man."

"Kootra will always be a 10 year old in my eyes. I refuse to believe he’s a grown man."

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

image

This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

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kittensfromhell:

My favorite thing to come out of Bioshock Infinite. 

fyiforthegroup:

when sly calls chef baby girl

now-loading-mega64:

Unusual Maraca Guy

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

ifuckingloveminerals:

Gold
Truncated octahedral crystals of pure gold.

ifuckingloveminerals:

Gold

Truncated octahedral crystals of pure gold.