The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat
what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this
This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard
My favorite thing to come out of Bioshock Infinite.
when sly calls chef baby girl
Unusual Maraca Guy
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”